The Two-Faced Call (vargatron) wrote,
The Two-Faced Call
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See the carcass in its dying rages

I found, whilst shutting a window on Mom's request, a scale in Will's bathroom.

Curious, I sought a second opinion.

It took a while for the thing to make up its mind, but it settled, eventually, on 268lbs.

In other words, I have actually lost weight since the last reliable measurement was taken, and moreover, am still firmly within the weight range I have been hovering in for the last year or two at least.

In short, I believe I need to inform my doctor that her scale is insane.

Oh yeah, I opened a bank account and Costco seems interested in hiring me. Boo yah.

That is all.

~ Drakkon
NP: Bruce Dickinson - Machine Men
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Costco seems interested in hiring me. Boo yah.
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And we hateses you for it.